You might be a Single Lady if...

Your most realistic prospect is a dude with a missing tooth who dresses like Kid Rock circa 1999, lives six hours away and has $.40 in his bank account.  And HE won’t even call you back.

You might be a Single Lady if...

Your friend since fourth grade spent the weekend on a posh ski trip in Vail with her boyfriend.  On a snowy mountain night, surrounded by Christmas lights, he asked her to marry him.  On the same evening across the country, you gave your phone number to a crust punk with his two front teeth missing and his dog’s name tattooed across his forehead.  Awwww...

You might be a Single Lady if...

THIS is the most successful guy you've ever made out with.

No, not Conan O'Brien.  The professional air guitarist.  Yeah.  I know.

You might be a Single Lady if...

Your ex asks to borrow your car to pick up his new piece at 73rd Street because her parents won’t let her take the bus.  Don't worry, he's "not doing it with her."

You might be a Single Lady if...

Your ex has a new girlfriend and you’re excited because your high school crush is finally giving you some attention — in the form of explicit text messages.

You might be a Single Lady if...

You became fake-engaged with a plastic ring at a Claire’s store, while your childhood friend got real-engaged to her longterm boyfriend with a diamond ring.

The kicker is that you’re 25 and still shopping at Claire’s.

We Are Single Ladies.

We live in Philadelphia.  We're in our late twenties.  We're cute.  We're single.

This blog is tightly based on real-life events.