You might be a Single Lady if...

You meet two dudes.  One is a cop.  The other is a felon serving six years probation for possession of drugs and guns.  They both ask you out.  Enforcer of the law and protector of this great city?  No, thank you.  Felon who lies about his age and won't reveal what he does for a living?  Yes, please!  Great decision-making, S.L.